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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:24

Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
—
Still no good
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are tips for weight loss?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)