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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Consumer sentiment reading rebounds to much higher level than expected as people get over tariff shock - CNBC

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Is there a possibility that BTS members will be exposed by "Dispatch" for publicly dating, similar to other K-pop stars who have recently been seen doing so?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Court documents reveal OpenAI is coming for your iPhone - 9to5Mac

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Tour players, a 17-year-old and a dentist among those who qualify for U.S. Open on Golf's Longest Day - NBC Sports

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

F1 25 out now – with F1 The Movie integration and return of ‘Braking Point’ story mode | Formula 1® - Formula 1

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are tips for weight loss?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Photos: Why it took courage for these women to pose for the camera - NPR

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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